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[Jan. 22nd, 2007|09:56 am] |
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants. At age 12 success is . . Having friends. At age 17 success is . . Having a drivers license. At age 35 success is . . Having money. At age 50 success is . . Having money. At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . . Having friends. At age 80 success is . . Not piddling in your pants.
Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.
Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*
Take the time to live!!! Life is too short. |
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[Jan. 21st, 2007|03:18 am] |
>>> As we say goodbye to 2006, here are 10 Top Thoughts for 2006
>>>that you
>>> no doubt have been thinking of yourself:
>>>
>>>
>>> Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.
>>>
>>> Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
>>>which
>>> one can die.
>>>
>>> Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you
>>>see him
>>> without an erection, make him a sandwich.
>>>
>>> Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
>>>teach a
>>> person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for
>>>weeks.
>>>
>>> Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good
>>>for
>>> anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove
>>>them down
>>> the stairs.
>>>
>>> Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
>>>lying in
>>> hospitals dying of nothing.
>>>
>>> Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
>>>pays no
>>> attention to criticism.
>>>
>>> Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
>>>hundred
>>> dollars, but a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
>>>
>>> Number 2: In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
>>>weird. Now
>>> the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 21st, 2007|02:44 am] |
Who out of you is on facebook? Send me a line and I will add you ;)
Oh, btw... on Thursday night I ended up with a black and blue hand and a new chair... not completely clear on how .... LOL |
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[Jan. 11th, 2007|03:01 pm] |
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~Krista~ says:
How was the bar last night
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
hey
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
it was interesting
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
~Krista~ says:
I had my date with Nick
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
ooo, i like your photo
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
oooo
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
nick date
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
spill
~Krista~ says:
When you called he had just arrived at my house
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
ahhh
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
ic
~Krista~ says:
We were standing in my room
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
did it go well?
~Krista~ says:
Meh not so much
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
waht?
~Krista~ says:
Have you ever been so tired that you let things slide and then in the morning when you wake up you remember things that really suck but you aren't sure if they are real or if you remember them from a bad dream
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
yes yes
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
defiNitely know that feelign
~Krista~ says:
Well I was at his place until 4am
~Krista~ says:
I had classes before and was pretty tired
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
and what were you doing till 4?
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
~Krista~ says:
He asked me to pick up the movie which was fine but then didn't even offer to pay for part I went along with it he asked for change for a coffee because he didn't want to "break a twenty"
~Krista~ says:
I went along with it
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
awww
~Krista~ says:
Dropping the first toonie in a spot in his care where neither of us could retrieve it
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
that's retarded
~Krista~ says:
So I spent like 8 bucks he spent $0
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
cheap date
~Krista~ says:
That didn't even bother me eeeeeee.... says:
that's such a retarded comment
~Krista~ says:
And at his place we're cuddling on the couch at one point he starts licking my ear then it's like a freakin' golden retriever all over my freakin ear
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
did he watn to replace your neck?
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
ha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
hah
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
ROFL
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
it sounds like such a wonderful time *sarcasm
~Krista~ says:
I move away but we're still cuddling and he's breathing softly on my "deformed neck"
~Krista~ says:
hahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
goooo deformed necks !
~Krista~ says:
Stuff like this happens off and on all night
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
YEAH1
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
he's like mikey's horny cat
~Krista~ says:
~Krista~ says:
At one point he showed his muscles by pinning me on the couch while on top of me and with him bum on my lap and holding my hands above my head
~Krista~ says:
Which was kinda cool other than the fact that I think he ripped out some hair
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
what?!
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
h
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
i'm laughing so hard right now
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
my tummy hurts
~Krista~ says:
Also when I started to look distressed he let go of my hands and asked me if I knew he was joking and was okay
~Krista~ says:
That was cool
~Krista~ says:
But then I retrieved my hair
~Krista~ says:
And he did it again
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
you retrieved your hair?!
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
~Krista~ says:
Freakin' eskimo kisses
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
wow
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
did he think those are that sexy?
~Krista~ says:
If I didn't wear glasses I think he might of poked an eye out
~Krista~ says:
hahahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
soo he has pointy nose then
~Krista~ says:
I think he did think it was sexy
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
i'll have to agree..
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
defi ly not sexy
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
where did you find this boy?
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
i can't remember
~Krista~ says:
As he's on top of me I make the stupid comment that I thought I could wiggle my way out
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
well if he'd pinned you down
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
h
~Krista~ says:
He took that as a challenge and put me in this wrestling hold where is worn out Homer Simpson slippers were behing my head all of a sudden
~Krista~ says:
hahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
hha
~Krista~ says:
I was stuck and not in a flattering position
~Krista~ says:
hahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
defiNitely not sexy
~Krista~ says:
He held me there for a while
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
hah
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
ha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
hha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
a h
~Krista~ says:
Fimnally he let me out
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
, i'm glad you got air
~Krista~ says:
For the rest of the night he kept picking me up and positioning me like a maniquin
~Krista~ says:
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
a hhahah
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
i'm squirming on the ground laughing
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
first i fell off my chair
~Krista~ says:
He'd place me on the couch and then slid in beside me grab a leg and move it over his my arm and place it on his waist
~Krista~ says:
hahahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
apparently, you're more manuverable than a blow up doll
~Krista~ says:
He would grab me by the hims and position me on well
~Krista~ says:
I guess so eh!
~Krista~ says:
*hips
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
he
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
giggle
~Krista~ says:
It was awkward
~Krista~ says:
Especially when he started spontaniously spanking me
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
for some one who's been celebate for 2 yrs?
~Krista~ says:
Hahahahahahahahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
spanking
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
~Krista~ says:
I know! My life is CRAZY!
~Krista~ says:
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
remind me this is your second date right?
~Krista~ says:
The kicker is that at the end of the night when he drove me home we're parked in front of my house and we hug and no good night kiss it was like we were regular friends . if I had seen it comming I would of given him props
~Krista~ says:
This was our second date The first one ended at 6am but all the contact was, was a peck on the lips at the end of the night
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
how strange
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
this boy has mental issues
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
hwo did you find him again?
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
another dating site?
~Krista~ says:
POF
~Krista~ says:
Hahahahahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
of course
~Krista~ says:
Wanna see a pic of him
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
sure
~Krista~ says:
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JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
hahaahha
~Krista~ says:
I've played with every tattoo on his body
~Krista~ says:
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
ooooo
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
that sounds like more fun though
~Krista~ says:
Then I went home still a celeb
~Krista~ says:
hahahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
, i think it was the loss of hair
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
and the disappointing neck
~Krista~ says:
And the raggety old Homer slippers behind the neck
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
right, can't forget about those
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
who's that?
~Krista~ says:
And the nose nearly in the eye on repeated occasions
~Krista~ says:
Oh that's my friend Aynes and I
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
right, thing for safety goggles
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
can't really tell what she looks like photo's so darn birght
~Krista~ says:
All this and no kiss good-night
~Krista~ says:
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
awww
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
oh hey
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
you busy on sunday night?
~Krista~ says:
I wrote to him today telling him that I had, had a lot of weird dreams last night and that I was hoping he could repeat the comment he made about my neck so I could make sure I remembered correctly and he wrote back that he had forgotten .
~Krista~ says:
What time on Sunday night
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
, goooo necks
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
for dinner i guess
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
bunch of us going for peking duck
~Krista~ says:
I'm not sure when I'll be getting dropped off that day
~Krista~ says:
I'm leaving for T.O tonight
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
oh
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
umm
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
i guess give me a call when you're back i'll call you too before we go
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
it'll be at "Brother Wu's"
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
i think that's the name of the restaurant
~Krista~ says:
Cool
~Krista~ says:
I hope I get back in time
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
yayayayaya
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
jj's night wasn't as exciting as your night |
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[Dec. 20th, 2006|01:16 am] |
~Krista~ says:
That was awesome!
~Krista~ says:
My birthday is June 26
James... I may be ugly.... but they sure love to stare says:
Your personal ruling planets are Moon and Saturn.
You exhibit such self control and restraint of emotions that your path is often lonely and painful, though others may not know it. As the moon has rulership over females and one's mother in particular, it is quite likely that some of the issues needing resolution stem from some early separation or lack of nurturing from that person.
You have the capacity for concentrated thought and application of will to a pre-determined goal and though your work may not always fulfil emotionally, successes will nevertheless be there. Both in work and personal life the advice for you is that if you require help, or love, simply ask for it. You will be surprised to see how accommodating people are of your needs. |
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[Dec. 15th, 2006|04:59 am] |
On the twelfth day of Christmas,  new_adventures sent to me... Twelve sadfairys playing Eleven symbols smoking Ten friends a-dating Nine endometriosis acting Eight tattoos a-laughing Seven dogs a-singing Six movies a-drinking Five co-o-o-oncerts Four yorkies Three new adventures Two song lyrics ...and an internet in a family. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2006|07:11 am] |
Sorry I haven't been around in a while...here is a quicky...
-Was diagnosed with Wniere's disease...not to happy...
-Went to a 2 spirit meeting today facilitated by a bisexual migit...
-Training at SASC
-Looking forward to going home...
-I want to go dancing
-I wish I had someone to crawl into bed with tonight and have just hold me...getting a bit lonley these nights :S
Gotta go to bed...work in the morning!
Kisses to you all! |
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[Dec. 9th, 2006|07:00 am] |
Traditional
You scored 74 % Old Fashioned!
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You prefer it old-fashioned -- you like your men older, simple as that.
His maturity appeals to you, and you kinda like using your youth to
rejuvinate the old guy. And hey, it doesn't hurt that he's settled down
with a good job -- that means you definitely won't be getting a plastic
ring under the tree this Christmas! |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 74% on Old Fashioned |
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| Stuck on a fucking bus! |
[Nov. 13th, 2006|06:33 am] |
Things I think about while stuck on a bus for 5 fucking hours…
1) I need more dvd’s to play on my lap top…
2) Man I’ve had to pee since Peterborough :O
3) I wish I had someone to go home too…ha..I do…Rambo…YAY!
4) I wish I had beer in my fridge at home…mmmmmmmmmmmm…
5) People must think I’m nuts when they can’t hear my music but I’m still rocking out and lip sinking ;) OH WELL!
6) My neck is starting to hurt
7) What processed me to write so damn much about sex and kissing??? Oh ya…I’m single and celibate…and my only c.d that I brought is Pulp’s horny album…enough said…
8) I wish I could smoke on here…
9) I wish I could drive and had a vehicle to do it with…
10) I’m again returning with more random stuff than I left with
I’m going to sign off now…it’s 10:34 and my arrival time is midnight…I’m gonna rock out to “In your underwear” oh ya… track 10 ;) |
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| Just a few questions about SEX... |
[Nov. 13th, 2006|06:30 am] |
Just a few questions about SEX…ya, I know I’m 22… ya, and have done it before…ya, I worked at an adult store…ya, I’ve talked in sex workshops…but I’ve still got some questions…bare with me… I explain why…
1) What exactly is it supposed to mean emotionally? It seems to mean so many different things to people…I’m confused… I used to think I knew what it meant and constantly stuck to my ideas as a type of law for myself…recently I have been tempted to take a second look at what I believe and why I believe it…
Sex has was cheapened for me due to my sexual assaults and then by my period after in which I self-medicated with drugs and alcohol to escape, and by lovers that were horrible to me but strong and “protective”.
I always thought sex should mean something and for me it did. I’ve been a moron for years and whole heartedly believed that I was in love. I mistook possessive obsession for love being returned and grasped a hold of that as tight as I could, with the pathetic yet understandable severe need to feel loved and safe.
Now I still feel the need for love and safety but I have grown up a lot and have realized that no matter if I’m single or not.. I’m not alone in this world. I have a lot of people out there that love me and I don’t have to settle for someone attractive with confidence and prestige shown on the outside while they are rotting on the inside. Maybe this is one of the reasons for my nearly two years of celibacy…
2) What is a respectable number of sexual partners for someone around my age to have? I have friends who are virgins and friends who have had over a hundred different partners. It seems to be in the pattern of…5% virgins, 60% with 4,5,6,7 partners, 20% with 20-30 partners, and 15% with over a hundred partners… Does anyone else see this trend?
I have no hard feelings for those who are at a different number level than me…but I do what to know the thoughts others have about the numbers idea…BTW…I do have a “low” number…
Does anyone else worry about the numbers?
Get turned off by a partner with a “high” number? If so…what do you consider a high number?
3) What are your thoughts on friends having casual sex? This means no commitment.. it’s an understanding between two consenting adults…it is for pleasure only… Can this work? What are the pro’s and cons?
I think that the reasons behind this question should be pretty clear…it’s just a question…GET OVER YOURSELF...well...maybe not you...oh dear...
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| What is a Kiss? |
[Nov. 13th, 2006|06:23 am] |
What’s a Kiss…
This is something I’ve been thinking a lot about lately. Now that I’ve started dating it seems to be important to find out where I stand on some touching subjects…yes that was a pun…
Kisses can be done, given and received in a number of different ways:
Kisses…
1) Blown kisses…usually to say farewell to someone you have some feelings for if it be friendship, admiration, love of a family member or a lover.
2) Kisses on the cheek…can be a cultural thing, to show friendship, used as a band aid until a real kiss can be implemented, to say good-bye or hello to someone you have some feelings for some reason…
3) Peck on the mouth…can be used to say hello or good-bye to a lover or family member or close friend. It could be used to show sexual interest in another at the end of a date.
4) Butterfly kisses…this is when eyelashes do the kissing. This is CUTE! This type of kissing is usually seen being done between couples that are so cute that they make you sick or between parents and small children…I’ve been in both situations…
5)Eskimo kisses. These kisses are done by the nose. This can be done between friends, lovers or family members. Not recommended if you have a cold…LOL…
6) Open mouthed kiss…YUM! Sometimes :P This is the kiss I would like to get some clarification mainly on…
My explanation of the perfect open mouthed kiss…
This kiss should have a lot of built up sexual tension behind it. It should be intense and felt by both before it even occurs. There should be strong eye contact before it with words not needed to be spoken. This kiss should be felt throughout the entire body. Shivers through the fingertips should happen. The word “wow” should be uttered fairly silently afterwards. Body’s should also be included in this passionate act.
Example…
Two people stand looking into each others eyes. One bites their lip gently and looks down flirtingly. Then looks straight back into their partners eyes. One steps forward and slowly…gently places a hand on the others cheek…the other nuzzles their cheek in the embrace closing their eyes for a second…when their eyes open the two slowly stare again in each others eyes for a moment then lips connect. The second hand of the person with the hand on the cheek moves up fairly slowly and rests meets the first on the back of the neck of their partner. The partner’s arms wrap around the small of the back of the other. At first it is a closed mouth kiss that lasts a little longer than a peck…lips begin to slowly open slightly…a small amount of tongue reaches into the other’s mouth caressing the other’s tongue…this action goes back and forth for as long as each feel comfortable doing it. The arms around the back are caressing the back and the hands behind the neck are running their fingers through the other’s hair. When disconnecting the glare into each other’s eyes is important as it is a way of speaking without words. It’s the language of lovers…a dialect I can’t seem to recall very well unfortunately but I do have faith that if placed in this type of situation again…it would come back to me or be new and exciting...
Wow…can you tell I haven’t had any in a while…LOL
I’m also on a bus for 5 hours without much else to do… |
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| Random Quotes |
[Nov. 8th, 2006|04:34 am] |
Great random quotes...
"My mind IS the gutter...we've been linked so long that we have now become one."
-Nicholas
"Wow, that guy is a dead beat dad in the making."
-Mel
"You suck at life"
-Random person on the street
"I'm fabulous, you should love me...if you don't love me there is something wrong with you...you have issues...I don't need someone with issues...I'm fabulous..."
-Me when drunk :) |
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| Random notes... |
[Nov. 6th, 2006|09:45 pm] |
Alright I seem to have written a drunken entry on Saterday night/morning that I just has to earase due to thinking I'm a bit of a jack ass...funny...but didn't want anyone else to read it...
Alright...I had an interesting weekend...met some interesting people...was given even more nude photos over the internet or people I've been talking to...RANDOM!
Notes:
-My endo is coming back am I am truely frightened what this may due to the quality of my life...
-Just dropped a class today...first time I've done that...don't exactly know what I'm in for next semester now...in theory I should still be able to graduate this year but...there are a lot of questions...
-I have an appointment with the doctor who's been taking care of my ankles...they feel better :)
-Going home to toronto this upcomming weekend. YAY! I miss my family and I need a reality check...my life has been incrediably surreal lately...I don't know what I'm doing with myself...
-My apartment looks like a slob lives here...one does...I need to remedy this...
I'm going to go now take a bath...or do my dishes...or sit looking blankly at a wall for a bit...my tummy really, really hurts :(
I promise the next entry I write to be more fun filled...just not in the mood right now... |
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| Updated Dating Questions |
[Oct. 30th, 2006|06:56 pm] |
These questions are based purely from my dating adventures over the past month and a bit...
Must answer correctly to be eligible for a date ;)
1) Must not of ever eaten dog. Not going to ever eat dog. I`m a puppy person. Have you ever eaten dog?
2) Have you ever been convicted of a serious crime in which you were found NCR (not criminally responsible due to mental disease or defect)? The first person I met off of POF (Plenty of Fish) was a nut bag!
3) Do I look like any of your ex girlfriends? I was on a date last week when a guy was complimenting me and complementing me and then looked at me and said...``Wow, you look exactly like my ex girlfriend``....WOW! Who does that? Seriously...Who does that?
4) Have you ever said the pick up line..."So when are we gonna fuck?", "I have drugs and a car...tell me where you live", or "I'll buy you enough to drink so that you can't want home by yourself and then I'll "take care of you""? Men are creepy! Just because you have a dick doesn't mean I'll jump on it! GRRRRRR! LOL
5) How tall are you really? I am 5'7. I'm a pretty tall girl who likes her men taller. Don't lie about your height. I'll be able to tell when I'm looking down on you. MMMMMM tall men...rawr ;)
6) Do not try to force your way into my apartment at the end of the night! I do not like pressure and will not respond well. Also, please do not get into my bed while I'm in the washroom and start stripping. It is not a turn on when I don't know who the fuck you even are! I will offer you a cracker and make you feel awkward...Would you try to force or pressure me into anything? I do hug on the first date.... ;)
I'm sure I'll continue to find weird stories and questions to add on here...until I finally loose myself in someone...but for now...here's to living and loving my crazy adventure of a life! Cheers! ;) |
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