new_adventures

new_adventures @ 2007-01-22T09:56:00

2007-01-22T15:56:54Z

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants. At age 12 success is . . Having friends. At age 17 success is . . Having a drivers license. At age 35 success is . . Having money. At age 50 success is . . Having money. At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . . Having friends. At age 80 success is . . Not piddling in your pants.

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*

Take the time to live!!! Life is too short.

new_adventures @ 2007-01-21T03:18:00

2007-01-21T09:19:40Z

>>> As we say goodbye to 2006, here are 10 Top Thoughts for 2006
>>>that you
>>> no doubt have been thinking of yourself:
>>>
>>>
>>> Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.
>>>
>>> Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
>>>which
>>> one can die.
>>>
>>> Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you
>>>see him
>>> without an erection, make him a sandwich.
>>>
>>> Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
>>>teach a
>>> person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for
>>>weeks.
>>>
>>> Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good
>>>for
>>> anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove
>>>them down
>>> the stairs.
>>>
>>> Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
>>>lying in
>>> hospitals dying of nothing.
>>>
>>> Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
>>>pays no
>>> attention to criticism.
>>>
>>> Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
>>>hundred
>>> dollars, but a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
>>>
>>> Number 2: In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
>>>weird. Now
>>> the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

new_adventures @ 2007-01-21T02:44:00

2007-01-21T08:45:51Z

Who out of you is on facebook? Send me a line and I will add you ;)

Oh, btw... on Thursday night I ended up with a black and blue hand and a new chair... not completely clear on how .... LOL

Jocka

2007-01-11T21:06:48Z

~Krista~ says:
How was the bar last night
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
hey
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
it was interesting
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:

~Krista~ says:
I had my date with Nick
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
ooo, i like your photo
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
oooo
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
nick date
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
spill
~Krista~ says:
When you called he had just arrived at my house
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
ahhh
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
ic
~Krista~ says:
We were standing in my room
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
did it go well?
~Krista~ says:
Meh not so much
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
waht?
~Krista~ says:
Have you ever been so tired that you let things slide and then in the morning when you wake up you remember things that really suck but you aren't sure if they are real or if you remember them from a bad dream
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
yes yes
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
defiNitely know that feelign
~Krista~ says:
Well I was at his place until 4am
~Krista~ says:
I had classes before and was pretty tired
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
and what were you doing till 4?
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:

~Krista~ says:
He asked me to pick up the movie which was fine but then didn't even offer to pay for part I went along with it he asked for change for a coffee because he didn't want to "break a twenty"
~Krista~ says:
I went along with it
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
awww
~Krista~ says:
Dropping the first toonie in a spot in his care where neither of us could retrieve it
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
that's retarded
~Krista~ says:
So I spent like 8 bucks he spent $0
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
cheap date
~Krista~ says:
That didn't even bother me eeeeeee.... says:
that's such a retarded comment
~Krista~ says:
And at his place we're cuddling on the couch at one point he starts licking my ear then it's like a freakin' golden retriever all over my freakin ear
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
did he watn to replace your neck?
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
ha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
hah
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
ROFL
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
it sounds like such a wonderful time *sarcasm
~Krista~ says:
I move away but we're still cuddling and he's breathing softly on my "deformed neck"
~Krista~ says:
hahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
goooo deformed necks !
~Krista~ says:
Stuff like this happens off and on all night
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
YEAH1
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
he's like mikey's horny cat
~Krista~ says:

~Krista~ says:
At one point he showed his muscles by pinning me on the couch while on top of me and with him bum on my lap and holding my hands above my head
~Krista~ says:
Which was kinda cool other than the fact that I think he ripped out some hair
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
what?!
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
h
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
i'm laughing so hard right now
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
my tummy hurts
~Krista~ says:
Also when I started to look distressed he let go of my hands and asked me if I knew he was joking and was okay
~Krista~ says:
That was cool
~Krista~ says:
But then I retrieved my hair
~Krista~ says:
And he did it again
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
you retrieved your hair?!
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:

~Krista~ says:
Freakin' eskimo kisses
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
wow
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
did he think those are that sexy?
~Krista~ says:
If I didn't wear glasses I think he might of poked an eye out
~Krista~ says:
hahahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:

JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
soo he has pointy nose then
~Krista~ says:
I think he did think it was sexy
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:

JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
i'll have to agree..
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
defi ly not sexy
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
where did you find this boy?
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
i can't remember
~Krista~ says:
As he's on top of me I make the stupid comment that I thought I could wiggle my way out
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
well if he'd pinned you down
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
h
~Krista~ says:
He took that as a challenge and put me in this wrestling hold where is worn out Homer Simpson slippers were behing my head all of a sudden
~Krista~ says:
hahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
hha
~Krista~ says:
I was stuck and not in a flattering position
~Krista~ says:
hahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
defiNitely not sexy
~Krista~ says:
He held me there for a while
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
hah
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
ha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
hha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
a h
~Krista~ says:
Fimnally he let me out
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
, i'm glad you got air
~Krista~ says:
For the rest of the night he kept picking me up and positioning me like a maniquin
~Krista~ says:

JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
a hhahah
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
i'm squirming on the ground laughing
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
first i fell off my chair
~Krista~ says:
He'd place me on the couch and then slid in beside me grab a leg and move it over his my arm and place it on his waist
~Krista~ says:
hahahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
apparently, you're more manuverable than a blow up doll
~Krista~ says:
He would grab me by the hims and position me on well
~Krista~ says:
I guess so eh!
~Krista~ says:
*hips
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
he
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
giggle
~Krista~ says:
It was awkward
~Krista~ says:
Especially when he started spontaniously spanking me
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
for some one who's been celebate for 2 yrs?
~Krista~ says:
Hahahahahahahahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
spanking
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
~Krista~ says:
I know! My life is CRAZY!
~Krista~ says:

JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
remind me this is your second date right?
~Krista~ says:
The kicker is that at the end of the night when he drove me home we're parked in front of my house and we hug and no good night kiss it was like we were regular friends . if I had seen it comming I would of given him props
~Krista~ says:
This was our second date The first one ended at 6am but all the contact was, was a peck on the lips at the end of the night
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
how strange
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
this boy has mental issues
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
hwo did you find him again?
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
another dating site?
~Krista~ says:
POF
~Krista~ says:
Hahahahahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
of course
~Krista~ says:
Wanna see a pic of him
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:

JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
sure
~Krista~ says:
-------------------------->
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
hahaahha
~Krista~ says:
I've played with every tattoo on his body
~Krista~ says:

JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
ooooo
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
that sounds like more fun though
~Krista~ says:
Then I went home still a celeb
~Krista~ says:
hahahaha
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
, i think it was the loss of hair
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
and the disappointing neck
~Krista~ says:
And the raggety old Homer slippers behind the neck
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
right, can't forget about those
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
who's that?
~Krista~ says:
And the nose nearly in the eye on repeated occasions
~Krista~ says:
Oh that's my friend Aynes and I
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
right, thing for safety goggles
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
can't really tell what she looks like photo's so darn birght
~Krista~ says:
All this and no kiss good-night
~Krista~ says:

JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
awww
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
oh hey
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
you busy on sunday night?
~Krista~ says:
I wrote to him today telling him that I had, had a lot of weird dreams last night and that I was hoping he could repeat the comment he made about my neck so I could make sure I remembered correctly and he wrote back that he had forgotten .
~Krista~ says:
What time on Sunday night
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
, goooo necks
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
for dinner i guess
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
bunch of us going for peking duck
~Krista~ says:
I'm not sure when I'll be getting dropped off that day
~Krista~ says:
I'm leaving for T.O tonight
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
oh
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
umm
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
i guess give me a call when you're back i'll call you too before we go
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
it'll be at "Brother Wu's"
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
i think that's the name of the restaurant
~Krista~ says:
Cool
~Krista~ says:
I hope I get back in time
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
yayayayaya
JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:

JJ - JunKi too cute!!! eeeeeee.... says:
jj's night wasn't as exciting as your night

new_adventures @ 2006-12-20T01:16:00

2006-12-20T07:16:33Z

~Krista~ says:
That was awesome!
~Krista~ says:
My birthday is June 26
James... I may be ugly.... but they sure love to stare says:
Your personal ruling planets are Moon and Saturn.

You exhibit such self control and restraint of emotions that your path is often lonely and painful, though others may not know it. As the moon has rulership over females and one's mother in particular, it is quite likely that some of the issues needing resolution stem from some early separation or lack of nurturing from that person.

You have the capacity for concentrated thought and application of will to a pre-determined goal and though your work may not always fulfil emotionally, successes will nevertheless be there. Both in work and personal life the advice for you is that if you require help, or love, simply ask for it. You will be surprised to see how accommodating people are of your needs.

new_adventures @ 2006-12-15T04:59:00

2006-12-15T09:59:20Z

On the twelfth day of Christmas, new_adventures sent to me...

Twelve sadfairys playing

Eleven symbols smoking

Ten friends a-dating

Nine endometriosis acting

Eight tattoos a-laughing

Seven dogs a-singing

Six movies a-drinking

Five co-o-o-oncerts

Four yorkies

Three new adventures

Two song lyrics

...and an internet in a family.

new_adventures @ 2006-12-15T04:55:00

2006-12-15T09:56:09Z

Someday I want this to be me...without the accent...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYO7WUWZsNc&mode=related&search=

new_adventures @ 2006-12-09T07:11:00

2006-12-09T07:11:00Z

Sorry I haven't been around in a while...here is a quicky...

-Was diagnosed with Wniere's disease...not to happy...
-Went to a 2 spirit meeting today facilitated by a bisexual migit...
-Training at SASC
-Looking forward to going home...
-I want to go dancing
-I wish I had someone to crawl into bed with tonight and have just hold me...getting a bit lonley these nights :S

Gotta go to bed...work in the morning!

Kisses to you all!

new_adventures @ 2006-12-09T07:00:00

2006-12-09T07:00:58Z

Traditional

You scored 74 % Old Fashioned!

You prefer it old-fashioned -- you like your men older, simple as that.
His maturity appeals to you, and you kinda like using your youth to
rejuvinate the old guy. And hey, it doesn't hurt that he's settled down
with a good job -- that means you definitely won't be getting a plastic
ring under the tree this Christmas!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 74% on Old Fashioned

Link: The How Old Do You Like Your Men? Test written by JJLove28 on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Stuck on a fucking bus!

2006-11-13T06:33:06Z

Things I think about while stuck on a bus for 5 fucking hours…
1) I need more dvd’s to play on my lap top…
2) Man I’ve had to pee since Peterborough :O
3) I wish I had someone to go home too…ha..I do…Rambo…YAY!
4) I wish I had beer in my fridge at home…mmmmmmmmmmmm…
5) People must think I’m nuts when they can’t hear my music but I’m still rocking out and lip sinking ;) OH WELL!
6) My neck is starting to hurt
7) What processed me to write so damn much about sex and kissing??? Oh ya…I’m single and celibate…and my only c.d that I brought is Pulp’s horny album…enough said…
8) I wish I could smoke on here…
9) I wish I could drive and had a vehicle to do it with…
10) I’m again returning with more random stuff than I left with

I’m going to sign off now…it’s 10:34 and my arrival time is midnight…I’m gonna rock out to “In your underwear” oh ya… track 10 ;)

Just a few questions about SEX...

2006-11-13T06:30:51Z

Just a few questions about SEX…ya, I know I’m 22… ya, and have done it before…ya, I worked at an adult store…ya, I’ve talked in sex workshops…but I’ve still got some questions…bare with me… I explain why…

1) What exactly is it supposed to mean emotionally? It seems to mean so many different things to people…I’m confused… I used to think I knew what it meant and constantly stuck to my ideas as a type of law for myself…recently I have been tempted to take a second look at what I believe and why I believe it…

Sex has was cheapened for me due to my sexual assaults and then by my period after in which I self-medicated with drugs and alcohol to escape, and by lovers that were horrible to me but strong and “protective”.
I always thought sex should mean something and for me it did. I’ve been a moron for years and whole heartedly believed that I was in love. I mistook possessive obsession for love being returned and grasped a hold of that as tight as I could, with the pathetic yet understandable severe need to feel loved and safe.
Now I still feel the need for love and safety but I have grown up a lot and have realized that no matter if I’m single or not.. I’m not alone in this world. I have a lot of people out there that love me and I don’t have to settle for someone attractive with confidence and prestige shown on the outside while they are rotting on the inside. Maybe this is one of the reasons for my nearly two years of celibacy…

2) What is a respectable number of sexual partners for someone around my age to have? I have friends who are virgins and friends who have had over a hundred different partners. It seems to be in the pattern of…5% virgins, 60% with 4,5,6,7 partners, 20% with 20-30 partners, and 15% with over a hundred partners… Does anyone else see this trend?

I have no hard feelings for those who are at a different number level than me…but I do what to know the thoughts others have about the numbers idea…BTW…I do have a “low” number…

Does anyone else worry about the numbers?
Get turned off by a partner with a “high” number? If so…what do you consider a high number?

3) What are your thoughts on friends having casual sex? This means no commitment.. it’s an understanding between two consenting adults…it is for pleasure only… Can this work? What are the pro’s and cons?

I think that the reasons behind this question should be pretty clear…it’s just a question…GET OVER YOURSELF...well...maybe not you...oh dear...

LMAO

What is a Kiss?

2006-11-13T06:23:05Z

What’s a Kiss…
This is something I’ve been thinking a lot about lately. Now that I’ve started dating it seems to be important to find out where I stand on some touching subjects…yes that was a pun…
Kisses can be done, given and received in a number of different ways:
Kisses…
1) Blown kisses…usually to say farewell to someone you have some feelings for if it be friendship, admiration, love of a family member or a lover.
2) Kisses on the cheek…can be a cultural thing, to show friendship, used as a band aid until a real kiss can be implemented, to say good-bye or hello to someone you have some feelings for some reason…
3) Peck on the mouth…can be used to say hello or good-bye to a lover or family member or close friend. It could be used to show sexual interest in another at the end of a date.
4) Butterfly kisses…this is when eyelashes do the kissing. This is CUTE! This type of kissing is usually seen being done between couples that are so cute that they make you sick or between parents and small children…I’ve been in both situations…
5)Eskimo kisses. These kisses are done by the nose. This can be done between friends, lovers or family members. Not recommended if you have a cold…LOL…
6) Open mouthed kiss…YUM! Sometimes :P This is the kiss I would like to get some clarification mainly on…

My explanation of the perfect open mouthed kiss…
This kiss should have a lot of built up sexual tension behind it. It should be intense and felt by both before it even occurs. There should be strong eye contact before it with words not needed to be spoken. This kiss should be felt throughout the entire body. Shivers through the fingertips should happen. The word “wow” should be uttered fairly silently afterwards. Body’s should also be included in this passionate act.

Example…
Two people stand looking into each others eyes. One bites their lip gently and looks down flirtingly. Then looks straight back into their partners eyes. One steps forward and slowly…gently places a hand on the others cheek…the other nuzzles their cheek in the embrace closing their eyes for a second…when their eyes open the two slowly stare again in each others eyes for a moment then lips connect. The second hand of the person with the hand on the cheek moves up fairly slowly and rests meets the first on the back of the neck of their partner. The partner’s arms wrap around the small of the back of the other. At first it is a closed mouth kiss that lasts a little longer than a peck…lips begin to slowly open slightly…a small amount of tongue reaches into the other’s mouth caressing the other’s tongue…this action goes back and forth for as long as each feel comfortable doing it. The arms around the back are caressing the back and the hands behind the neck are running their fingers through the other’s hair. When disconnecting the glare into each other’s eyes is important as it is a way of speaking without words. It’s the language of lovers…a dialect I can’t seem to recall very well unfortunately but I do have faith that if placed in this type of situation again…it would come back to me or be new and exciting...

Wow…can you tell I haven’t had any in a while…LOL
I’m also on a bus for 5 hours without much else to do…

Random Quotes

2006-11-08T04:34:34Z

Great random quotes...

"My mind IS the gutter...we've been linked so long that we have now become one."
-Nicholas

"Wow, that guy is a dead beat dad in the making."
-Mel

"You suck at life"
-Random person on the street

"I'm fabulous, you should love me...if you don't love me there is something wrong with you...you have issues...I don't need someone with issues...I'm fabulous..."
-Me when drunk :)

Random notes...

2006-11-06T21:45:35Z

Alright I seem to have written a drunken entry on Saterday night/morning that I just has to earase due to thinking I'm a bit of a jack ass...funny...but didn't want anyone else to read it...

Alright...I had an interesting weekend...met some interesting people...was given even more nude photos over the internet or people I've been talking to...RANDOM!

Notes:
-My endo is coming back am I am truely frightened what this may due to the quality of my life...
-Just dropped a class today...first time I've done that...don't exactly know what I'm in for next semester now...in theory I should still be able to graduate this year but...there are a lot of questions...
-I have an appointment with the doctor who's been taking care of my ankles...they feel better :)
-Going home to toronto this upcomming weekend. YAY! I miss my family and I need a reality check...my life has been incrediably surreal lately...I don't know what I'm doing with myself...
-My apartment looks like a slob lives here...one does...I need to remedy this...

I'm going to go now take a bath...or do my dishes...or sit looking blankly at a wall for a bit...my tummy really, really hurts :(

I promise the next entry I write to be more fun filled...just not in the mood right now...

Cool stuff to check out...

2006-10-30T21:19:50Z

Emo song! Unbelievably addictive and funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpDZ9sY1P54

This is also helarious and random...
http://dustin.imeem.com/video/q7lsvAFB

These are some awesome bikes...
http://www.maxmetalworks.com/

I've been corresponding...getting to know the owner of this website...Check it out tell me what you think...also pass it along to those who may appreciate it ;)
http://www.worldgtleague.com/news.php

Now for something completely different...
Has anyone heard anything about this before? Let me know what you think, I've heard a bit of first hand experience with it but am interested to hear more...
http://www.breathlessottawa.com/open.html

Updated Dating Questions

2006-10-30T19:29:58Z

These questions are based purely from my dating adventures over the past month and a bit...

Must answer correctly to be eligible for a date ;)

1) Must not of ever eaten dog. Not going to ever eat dog. I`m a puppy person. Have you ever eaten dog?

2) Have you ever been convicted of a serious crime in which you were found NCR (not criminally responsible due to mental disease or defect)? The first person I met off of POF (Plenty of Fish) was a nut bag!

3) Do I look like any of your ex girlfriends? I was on a date last week when a guy was complimenting me and complementing me and then looked at me and said...``Wow, you look exactly like my ex girlfriend``....WOW! Who does that? Seriously...Who does that?

4) Have you ever said the pick up line..."So when are we gonna fuck?", "I have drugs and a car...tell me where you live", or "I'll buy you enough to drink so that you can't want home by yourself and then I'll "take care of you""? Men are creepy! Just because you have a dick doesn't mean I'll jump on it! GRRRRRR! LOL

5) How tall are you really? I am 5'7. I'm a pretty tall girl who likes her men taller. Don't lie about your height. I'll be able to tell when I'm looking down on you. MMMMMM tall men...rawr ;)

6) Do not try to force your way into my apartment at the end of the night! I do not like pressure and will not respond well. Also, please do not get into my bed while I'm in the washroom and start stripping. It is not a turn on when I don't know who the fuck you even are! I will offer you a cracker and make you feel awkward...Would you try to force or pressure me into anything? I do hug on the first date.... ;)

I'm sure I'll continue to find weird stories and questions to add on here...until I finally loose myself in someone...but for now...here's to living and loving my crazy adventure of a life! Cheers! ;)

Cleaned up this journal...

2006-10-24T21:01:56Z

I`ve been very open and explicit on this journal and I have been switching around catagories...so not everyone can see all of the my new adventures... ;)

I think that this may make me sound worse than I am...I don`t know how else to put it...I`m adding people from other circles of friends and they may not be interested in reading about certain things in which others look specifically for...

This thing right now is very unorganized and aquantances, friends, as well as strangers were able to read everything about me...now it`s a bit different...I dunno...message me with what, if anything, you`re interested in reading about...

Topics
-Poems and song lyrics
-School related stuff
-Volunteer related stuff
-Crazy party outings
-Love life... or lack there of...
-Random drunken babble
-Procrastination entries
-Random quiz links and results

If you do not specify I will more than likely be too lazy to do anything and you will continue to get bombarded with random shizna ;)

I don`t write very often...but when I do....it`s pretty long and in depth...;P

new_adventures @ 2006-10-15T12:03:00

2006-10-15T17:03:52Z

The Surprising Lover

72% partner focus, 42% aggressiveness, 75% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical
or boring, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when
it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing
a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Surprising Lover.

The Surprising Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and, like the
name implies, is often filled with hidden delights and talents that
might not be apparent from a surface knowledge of the person. The
Surprising Lover is rather like a geode--sometimes rough on the
exterior, but filled with beauty and wonder. The Surprising Lover is
thus a gem to find, though it can sometimes be difficult to do so
because they often tend to be humble and unwilling to reveal their
inner greatness unless they're in a rewarding relationship.

In terms of physical love, the Surprising Lover really shines,
often highly imaginative and utterly devoted to bringing the heights of
pleasure to the one that they truly love. Given a rewarding,
reciprocative relationship, and the right lover, the Surprising Lover
can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Carnal Lover (most of all) or the Exotic Lover, or the Suave Lover.

Congratulations!

If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you
might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in
the following:

Nerds, Geeks & Dorks

Professional Wrestling

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

America/Politics

Thanks Again! -- THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 89% on partner focus
You scored higher than 34% on aggressiveness
You scored higher than 88% on adventurousness

Link: The Lover Style Profile Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

new_adventures @ 2006-10-15T11:22:00

2006-10-15T16:22:50Z

" The good fuck"

You are 63 fuckable!

You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually,
it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You
know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to
see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number
of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to
get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 37% on humpers

Link: The how fuckable are you? Test written by ShizzleBitch on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

new_adventures @ 2006-10-15T00:06:00

2006-10-15T05:07:07Z

Buff bad boy

You scored 45% masculine, 64% athletic, 27% exotic, and 50% refined!

You like your men with a boyish or feminine face but a manly body. You
like him to posess bad boy looks while still maintaining some
innocence. He looks like the all-American kind of hunk and I bet you
love someone like.......Travis Fimmel. But let's face it, the whole
point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you
saw, please rate my test!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 18% on masculine
You scored higher than 49% on athletic
You scored higher than 14% on exotic
You scored higher than 57% on refined

Link: The What type of MAN turns you on Test written by thinkandcome on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Good-bye

2006-10-10T23:48:13Z

If my written words do reach you
For my voice no longer can
Know that I wanted to live in your arms forever
That this was not my plan
Know that I kept your safe in my heart
And that we were never truely apart
Know that each night
We were together in my dreams
I was not alone
As in my days it seems
Know that I'm grateful for our time together
Although it wasn't much
I don't believe my soul could fly free
Without the memory of your touch
Know that I'll love you forever, everyday
And that we'll be together again
If even a sliver of a way
I learned some valuable lessons though
In which I feel I must share
Love is far too painful
And life is simply not fare
When you find your soul mate
Don't wait for fate
The world is cruel
It may come too late
So lets not say a sad good-bye
Just remember me
And I'll never die

new_adventures @ 2006-09-27T22:09:00

2006-09-28T03:10:17Z

http://video.google.it/videoplay?docid=7213199795416695522

This is a video that I guy I'm talking to online made...crazy stuff...like two minutes...:P

http://video.google.it/videoplay?docid=956482652010974799

Yes I meet odd people in odd ways. This time over the internet....at least it wasn't with my internet installer....again.....oooh Peter....

new_adventures @ 2006-09-20T22:10:00

2006-09-21T03:13:49Z

That was weird, I just got a message on my cell phone from CTV news net. They said that they got my number off of someone who told them that I had something to do with what's going on with Afghanistan.... People who know me know that I am probably the person furthest away from politics... That was odd. I saved it though. I'll call them tomorrow and ask what they're thinking....

Books to sell!

2006-09-13T03:05:36Z

Books I have to sell...

Making Sense: A student's guide to research and writing. Social Science. 2nd Ed. Margot Northey, Lorne Tepperman, James Russell

Landmarks: a process reader. 2nd Ed. Edited by Roberta Birks, Tomi Eng, Julie Walchli.

Criminal Justice in Canada: a reader. 2nd Ed. Julian V. Roberts, Michelle G. Grossman.

An Introduction to Women's Studies: Gender in a transnational world. Inderpal Grewal, Caren Kaplan.

The Harbrace Anthology of Short Fiction. 3rd Ed. Jon C. Scott, Raymond E. Jones, Rick Bowers.

Child Psychology text book (I'll post more info when I get it back from a friend)

Prices are negotiable. All are in perfect condition.

Not in perfect condition but perfect for using for your class

Writing as resistance: The journal of prisons Anthology (1988-2002). Edited by Bob Gaucher. $25 (negotiable)

Gender: Psychological Perspectives. 4th Ed. Linda Brannon. $55 (negotiable)

Course Readers...

FEM 2105 A Women and Education (2005) Professor Marymay Downing, Ph.D. $15

SOC 2104 Women, Men and Society. (2006) Professor Dr. Edith Smith. $25

I'm a June Baby

2006-09-13T00:33:24Z

> >JANUARY BABY
> >
> >Pretty/Handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows
> >emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.
> >Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days
> >that will perfectly balance
> >your personality.
> >
> >FEBRUARY BABY
> >Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever.
> >Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental.
> >Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
> >and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when
> >restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry
> >really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things.
> >Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.
> >Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and
> >leisure. Romantic on the
> >inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to
> >learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone
> >new and realize that you are a perfect match.
> >
> >MARCH BABY
> >Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive.
> >Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.
> >Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy.
> >Appreciative and returns kindness.
> >Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses
> >others.If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love
> >in 8 days.
> >
> >APRIL BABY
> >Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm
> >and cool.
> >Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with
> >others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous.
> >Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able
> >to cheer evryone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
> >others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly
> >personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
> >traveling. Systematic. hott but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a
> >cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themself and you will realize
> >that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
> >
> >MAY BABY
> >born and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts.
> >Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
> >Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation.
> >Shy towards oppisite sex.
> >
> >Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong
> >clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
> >imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts.
> >Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.
> >Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you
> >will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.
> >
> >JUNE BABY
> >You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around.
> >You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and
> >more than likely have a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is
> >also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a
> >great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress
> >yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days one of
> >your closest friends will do something to become even closer, if you repost
> >this in 5 minutes.
> >
> >JULY BABY
> >Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet
> >unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
> >consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly.
> >Approachable.
> >Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and
> >sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
> >dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and
> >mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving.
> >Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges
> >people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying.
> >Loves to be alone. Always broods
> >about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for
> >friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but
> >takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation
> >will boost someway in
> >the next 12 days
> >
> >
> >AUGUST BABY
> >outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control.
> >kind hearted. self confident. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and
> >talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.
> >loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG
> >imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
> >longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no
> >pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or
> >"beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a
> >fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime
> >next month.
> >
> >
> >SEPTEMBER BABY
> >Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and
> >affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
> >Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless.
> >Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many
> >friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory.
> >Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
> >Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do not
> >repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad
> >at you in the next 8 days.
> >
> >OCTOBER BABY
> >Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the
> >center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
> >often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making
> >friends. Easily hurt but
> >recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control
> >emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
> >sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins .
> >
> >NOVEMBER BABY
> >Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows
> >how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner
> >and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very
> >emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very
> >social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out
> >in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in
> >this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month,
> >hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost in 5 mins & you will
> >excell in a major event coming up sometime this month.
> >
> >DECEMBER BABY
> >This
> >straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than
> >all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in
> >everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty.
> >Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
> >though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know.
> >Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
> >ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and
> >always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke.
> >Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative.
> >Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show
> >character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to
> >getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to
> >dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows
> >emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.